Gymnastics Nana

I really don't know what it is about me that brings out the crazy in every one I meet, but I do. Take this week, I am at Pumpkin's gymnastics practice, now I spend a lot of time there. Pumpkin has multiple practices a week, and I have thought about moving in there. Fortunately I have made friends with another mom, which helps pass the time. However she was sick this week and that left me solo. I am up in the balcony minding my own business when this older lady sits next to me. Now you have to understand, we are talking about a small viewing area with about 20 seats pushed right next to each other. There is no where to go. Nana(as she called herself) starts talking to me and telling me she is there to watch her grandson. I ask a couple of polite questions about her grandson and go back to watching Pumpkin. Bam, it happens before I even know what has hit me. Nana says, my daughter wants her husband to get a vasectomy but he refuses. I am not sure what to say, but don't worry Nana continues. I really did not set a good example, she has never had a father figure because I just went from man to man. Nana is telling me all this. I look around to see if I am on Candid Camera (although I know I'm not because this is my life) and no its just me and Nana. Nana then goes on for the next hour, yes hour, telling me her opinion on home schooling, gymnastics not being safe, and asking me how many country stars I have met in the grocery store. As we are leaving, I say to Nana tell your daughter good luck on that vasectomy thing. I can't wait for gymnastics next week to see who the mom is, I practically know every thing about her life! I will let you know if I meet her!